I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove.
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think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)... ...
sam’s face is precious. its a combination of pure terror at first and then confusion
SHIT I NEVER LEARNED THIS AT STANFORD
(via oknatural)
Bit of a handful(based on http://theboywithgoldeneyes.tumblr.com/post/50991692920/gundamdick-deeeeaaan )
I just made a sound like a startled chicken
(via gutbub)
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
The only known photo of tumblr user pizza
no pizza i will not high five you
not until you tell me i’m beautiful
i do have standards, you know
(via 0ldsp0rt)
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t mind when people add “unnecessary” comments to a post. I mean, I’m usually to lazy to even tag my shit, let along actually comment on it. So I feel like if something takes the time to write “omg THIS ^^^^” on a post, they’re feeling pretty fucking…
the only time i do snarky responses to posts is when it’s one of those huge blogs like lolsofunny or something. I don’t feel bad there. Other than that, yeah. Why insult someone for liking something enough to convey their liking? (i forgot how to write english shhhhh)
deducecanoe reblogged your post: deducecanoe reblogged your post: deducecanoe…
Well, if they’re dead, they’re certainly not using them.
Exactly! So it’s a plan.
alright that’s it i’m going back to bed and contemplating/squeeing about the fact that someone loves me.
You guys. I just passed the math class that I needed for my degree as part of the general education requirement.
You know what that means?
I don’t need to take another math class. Ever. For the rest of my life. I AM DONE WITH MATH FOREVER.
The angels want to high-five Liz Lemon too
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
(via badwolfwench)
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
i reblog this every time i see it because of the face and i just cant
